What I’m doing here is evaluating my experience of using each psychological health service, instead of its efficiency – because even the most wizard-like therapist isn’t going to ‘treat’ you in simply one week. I’m merely comparing each service to the experience of sitting in a room and blarting on about yourself to a therapist. Nod if you’re with me. Okay, cool – let’s mental health!
How does it work?
As seen on FB (by me, anyway), United States business is the corporate behemoth of the e-counselling video game. They claim to have 500 licensed counsellors working for them, each with at least three years of experience.
After filling out a survey to ascertain what specific flavour of mental you are, you’re coupled with a counsellor, who you can mercilessly swap for a various one at any time. (I got Dr. Laura Dabney, from Virginia). You then start an immediate messaged treatment session that both you and your counsellor can drop in and out of, and which could, in theory, continue until one of you eventually died.
What does it cost?
You get a free seven-day trial – just like a complimentary Netflix or Amazon Prime trial, except with way more questions about what your childhood resembled. After that, it costs from , 24.50 a week for unlimited message-based counselling and one ‘totally free’ phone session with your counsellor monthly. Yeah, I don’t get how it’s free either, however whatever.